Tuesday, August 09, 2005
It's NOT pining for the fjords!
The Times reports that a particularly foul-mouthed parrot at the Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary has been placed in solitary confinement for his scandalous swearing.
"We don't know who taught him the words, but he seems to have a problem with authority figures," said Ms Clark.I've heard several similar stories about parrots in India, but I've never been sworn at myself by one of them. Has any of you, dear readers?
"When he saw the policemen coming, he said: 'Hello, you two w*****s'. He told the mayoress and the lady vicar to f*** off. He stands on the top of his cage swaying his head backwards and forwards, singing 'B*****ks', "B*****ks'."
